The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
World's Firster Selfie
Entry Logged on: July 11, 2016 to Part 4 by: George - Photos by: George (3)Page Views: 196 - Times Displayed: 2555
After Neal claimed to be in the first "selfie", George decided to both photobomb that "selfie" and then one-up Neal (because that's what he does). So in 1433 George joined the Early Netherlandish master Jan van Eyck in painting "Portrait of Two Men (Selfie?)". The painting is widely regarded as the first ever western panel self portrait, or "selfie".
3 days of sitting there while van Eyck painted and he never once offered George a cool turban.
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Not to be undone (because that's what he does), Neal went all the way back to 1365 BCE where he managed to get Egyptian pharaoh Akhenaten's chief sculptor Bak to include him in the first ever self portrait. Of course he had to pose as Bak's wife, and of course, George had to photobomb (sulpturebomb?) Neal's accomplishment (because that's what he does).
Neal hasn't had a figure like that since, well, since that time he jumped out of the cake for that Under Siege movie.
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After going back further and further, appearing in ancient paintings, sculptures, and cave drawings George and Neal decided they were just being silly. They had a time machine, why not share in the accomplishment of being in the first ever selfie. So they travelled back to 72,443,018 BCE and took a selfie together. And of course they were photobombed by a few dinosaurs (because that's what they do).
We seriously had no idea those dinosaurs were back there. Gee, the things you find when you develop your film...
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