The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
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1964 through 1969
Entry Logged on: March 28, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 395 - Times Displayed: 6585
In 1983 Neal and George co-wrote a short story that chronicled their adventures from 1964 through 1969. The story was well received in the literary community and we received several offers to turn the story into full length novels. We approved two authors to take our story and develop their own interpretations. Both books (the latter actually a series of four books) became best sellers and eventually were turned into screenplays as well. Band of Brothers was a huge success as an HBO mini-series. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants also became a box-office hit and spawned a sequel movie that actually was more true to actual events than the books.
So very much happened during those five years.
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