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Definitely not Vain

Entry Logged on: March 23, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)
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In 1988, Neal and Billy Joel started a fire. Billy Joel denies it. In 2000, Carly Simon admitted she wrote "You're so Vain" about her 10-month, steamy love affair with George. Making it even more ironic, George had no idea the song was about him.

 

Definitely not Vain - Carly and Hotcakes, before the pain...

Carly and Hotcakes, before the pain...

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Names Mentioned: billy joel(1) carly simon(1)
Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)

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