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Constitutionally Safe
Entry Logged on: March 21, 2009 to Part 1 by: NealPage Views: 406 - Times Displayed: 3320
A 1934 proposed amendment to the Constitution would have prevented George and Neal from having anything to do with interfering in global events again. Luckily George and Neal were able to organize a filibuster and then ear mark the bill with enough junk that no one wanted approved that the proposed amendment was eventually abandoned. Lucky us.
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