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Going All Digital, and Clean(ish)

Entry Logged on: July 30, 2009 to Part 2 by: George
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On February 9, 2009 by federal mandate George and Neal were required to go all digital. The mandate was immediately revoked and a new mandate required Neal to take a shower before the new June 12, 2009 date requiring Neal and George to go all digital. Neal compromised and said he'd shower, but just this once.

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