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Great Organization Over Development of the Global Relief of Idiocy Effort

Entry Logged on: March 21, 2009 to Part 1 by: George
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In 1978 George and Neal received the Nobel Peace Prize for their work for the Great Organization Over Development of the Global Relief of Idiocy Effort (GOOD GRIEF). In the span of three short years they managed to provide safe, secure environments for 90% of the world's idiots where they could live and breed without affecting the rest of society. Unfortunately the organization was disbanded in 1982 without George and Neal's consent. Today idiots have infiltrated every aspect of life and work everywhere from the local Wal-Mart to the top reaches of world governments and corporations.

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Names Mentioned: nobel peace prize(2) wal-mart(1)
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