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We talked in haiku, | And then in anagrams, too. | Darned nuts, understand?

Entry Logged on: February 18, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal
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For a period of six months, George and Neal spoke only in haiku - followed by another period where they spoke only in anagrams. No one understood a single thing they said. So, it was the same as usual, really.

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