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The ChickenPede
Entry Logged on: July 23, 2009 to Part 2 by: George - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 558 - Times Displayed: 9297
In 1996 George and Neal cross bred a centipede with a chicken (that was one wild night, let me tell you). The resulting mutant became a favored pet of Neal's (he named it Perdue) until George realized the financial opportunity and sold Perdue and the ChickenPede breeding technique to KFC. Neal was devastated, but agreed that Perdue was tasty. We also tried selling the breeding technique to Hooters, but they claimed they already had enough breasts, thighs, and legs and to contact them when we made a chicken with more wings. We're still researching that.
RIP Perdue - Rest in Pieces... Crispy, tender, golden pieces.
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