The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Different Strokes of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Entry Logged on: May 08, 2009 to Part 2 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 628 - Times Displayed: 7313
Given the success of the novel (and soon to be movie) Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (a mashup story combining Jane Austen's classic 1813 novel Pride and Prejudice with elements of modern zombie fiction), Neal and George decided to pen a few of their own novels. George wrote "Different Strokes of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre" a riveting tale about a family with cute adoptive kids who go on murderous sprees (when you hear "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?" you better RUN!). Neal decided to write the kid-friendly "Cujo vs. Clifford" in which Clifford the Big Red Dog convinces Cujo to go to the vet to get rabies shots. The two joined forces on the lovable undead family comedic drama, "Mummy Dearest". None of the aforementioned books have been optioned as movies, and many literary organizations have banded together to prevent Neal and George from ever writing another word again.
Not surprisingly, Ms. Garrett was the mastermind behind it all.
Photo by: Neal
"Word" - Ha, they failed to stop us!
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