Numerous TV shows and Movies (and also a few books) have been based on the life and times of George and Neal. Included in these are: Superman, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (as noted above, however not Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, at least not yet), The Game, Indiana Jones (the first three), Goonies, Knight Rider, The A-Team, Welcome Back Kotter, Gone with the Wind, Beavis & Butthead, Altered States, James and the Giant Peach, everything by Neil Gaiman, Get Smart, Gunsmoke, The Muppet Show, Soylent Green, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Lorax, Casablanca, Animal Farm, Star Trek Deep Space 9, Hamlet, Tales of a Geisha, and plenty more...
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The George & Neal Team.
Don't let their looks fool you; George and Neal were the brains and muscle in this outfit.
Photo by: George
Wanting to attain fame, but hoping to do so with as little effort as humanly possible, George and Neal went back in time to be recast in Hollywood blockbuster movies and shows. First, Neal "borrowed" Barret Oliver's role in The Neverending Story.
"Whee! Whee! Wh... Hey, this thing smells like an old foot. Can we stop shooting?"
Photo by: Neal
Then Neal was cast in our nation's finest show, Gimme a Break! - assuming the role previously cast by Joey Lawrence.
If Shakespeare were alive, he'd be jealous.
Photo by: Neal
Wanting to get in on the fun, George took Ron Howard's role as Opie Taylor in the Andy Griffith Show.
This is the reason scientists worked tirelessly to create Tivo.
Photo by: Neal
After Neal appeared in both the 70's movie Star Wars, as well as the show about the 70's, "That 70's Show", Neal retired his acting career/identity theft.
Neal is the one on the left.
Photo by: Neal
Topher Grace was less than thrilled at the new direction of the show.
Photo by: Neal
George, however, went on to star in The Brady Bunch, Punky Brewster, The A-Team, Cheers, Three's Company, and All in the Family before moving on to his newest passion, competitive Butter Churning. (The First Rule of Competitive Butter Churning... You Do Not Talk About Butter Churning. The second rule is pretty much the same as the first.)
With hair of... um... nevermind.
Photo by: Neal
The sexual tension between George and Rhea Perlman was so intense that scientists classified it as a new periodic element ("Georgantium")
Photo by: Neal
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