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That Bastard Chuck Norris

Entry Logged on: September 23, 2012 to Part 3 by: George
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In 2077 George and Neal revolutionized the mathematical world when they discovered a method of dividing by zero. Yes, Chuck Norris did it first, but he was unwilling to share his ability with others, selfish bastard.

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