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Presidential Fight Club

Entry Logged on: August 23, 2013 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (4)
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In 1947, Neal convinced Governor Thomas E. Dewey not to run for president, but rather to run as Neal's Vice President. George, hearing of this, was insulted Neal did not ask him to run as Neal's VP. In retaliation, George convinced Harry Truman to run as his vice president. On November 3, 1948, it was reported that Neal crushed George in election.

 

Presidential Fight Club - As it should be.

As it should be.

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Refusing to give up, George went back in time, rigged the election, and won.

 

The Jaros Strikes Back - A sad day in American history.

A sad day in American history.

Photo by: Neal

Hypocritically upset by George's misuse of time travel, Neal traveled back in time to stop George. This result? The most violent fight ever between presidential candidates (if you ignore the fight club secretly established by Nixon and Kennedy)

 

Paradoxes are Fun and Arousing - You have nothing to fear, except Nixon's left fist.

You have nothing to fear, except Nixon's left fist.

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The whole thing really degraded into Neal and George revising the election's history hundreds and hundreds of times. Terrible, horrible things happen. Up became left. Light became pudding. Below is but one confusing and dark example:

 

The Darkest Timeline - The Chicago Sun Times had the same title, but the caption read, "Nom nom nom!"  You'd think one of them would be more professional about the whole thing.

The Chicago Sun Times had the same title, but the caption read, "Nom nom nom!" You'd think one of them would be more professional about the whole thing.

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Finally, they agreed to let history correct itself - except that it didn't, really. In this timeline, now Truman beats Dewey.

That's right, folks. In the original, correct timeline, Dewey won.

(Sorry about that, Dewey.).

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