The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
A and E: The Origin
Entry Logged on: October 22, 2012 to Part 3 by: GeorgePage Views: 284 - Times Displayed: 5283
However, other times, George and Neal's time (mis)adventures really benefited world languages. For example, in 1232 Neal invented the letter A and George invented the letter E. Until that time A and E were sometimes replaced with I and U respectively (although they were omitted completely if found at the end of a word and one letter was omitted if they appeared next to another vowel). Thus, George and Neal were known as Gorg and Nil and this chronicle was known as "Th Grind Sig of Gorg und Nil's Idvunturus Through Tim und Spuc (und Pudding)!".
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