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George's Ghastly Spell and the Toothless Fairy
Entry Logged on: November 19, 2009 to Part 3 by: GeorgePage Views: 302 - Times Displayed: 4703
For four years (1995 - 1999) George filled in for the Boogie Man while he was on sabbatical. Those exceptionally productive years are affectionately known as "George's Ghastly Spell" by Boogie Man aficionados. Neal spent the same time period impersonating the Tooth Fairy until she finally caught up with him in early 1999 and kicked his ass. Today, Neal is known as the Toothless Fairy among Tooth Fairy aficionados.
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