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Rock Smoothies & Time Machines: The Origin
Entry Logged on: February 14, 2009 to Part 1 by: George - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 382 - Times Displayed: 5309
They also built a time machine, accidentally, while trying to fix a blender. The blender was originally broken when George and Neal decided to make "Rock Smoothies." Six blenders later, and the recipe is still not yet ready to be released.
According to Billy Dee Williams, this, too, is smooth every time. Well, relatively.
Photo by: Neal
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