The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
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Entry Logged on: September 01, 2012 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (3)Page Views: 411 - Times Displayed: 9294
With the success of Hasbro's Transformers and G.I. Joe toy lines, rival toy company Tonka sought to create their own action figure toy lines. After achieving limited success with the Gobots, in 1985, Tonka execs approached George and Neal in an effort to cash in on their fame. The toy line was an immediate success, and such figures as "Kung Fu Grip George" and "Nasal Drip Neal" sold like hot cakes.
This limited edition George figure sells for more today than your child's entire college education. Either is just as likely to get your kid a job in this economy.
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Tonka's 15th generation toy line included this toy, "Library Attending Neal."
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Still from the CLIO award-winning but unfortunately titled commercial, "Grabbin' my Neal and George".
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The toy line made George and Neal oodles of money. George was just happy that now when Neal played with himself in public, it wasn't so controversial.
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