The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Sisqo's Lullaby
Entry Logged on: March 06, 2019 to Part 4 by: George - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 1181 - Times Displayed: 2507
In 2018 George's third kid served as inspiration to his greatest gift to the human race. He noticed that Andrew was very mobile and kept having problems with his diaper shifting into odd positions. Additionally, diapers are really not all that stylish. So he worked with leading fashion designers (but mostly Neal and Sisqo) to come up with a new design for the traditional nappy. Since then Thong Diapers have become all the rage and have changed the course of history.
Seventh Generation was the first company to jump on board with this civilization changing revolution in diaper design. Less material in the diapers means they're much more environmentally friendly. Maybe not for your immediate environment, but overall they really helped.
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