The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
The Dark Ages: The Origin
Entry Logged on: March 25, 2009 to Part 1 by: George - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 299 - Times Displayed: 4037
In about 480 AD the sun broke. In 1111 AD George and Neal invented a new, more efficient sun. That's why that period in history is known as the Dark Ages.
When the old coal powered Sun started to peter out, George and Neal got on the job and brightened things up with our all new, efficient and clean, nuclear fusion powered Sun.
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