The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
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Wanting to attain fame, but hoping to do so with as little effort as humanly possible, George and Neal went back in time to be recast in Hollywood blockbuster movies and shows. First, Neal "borrowed" Barret Oliver's role in The Neverending Story.
"Whee! Whee! Wh... Hey, this thing smells like an old foot. Can we stop shooting?"
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Then Neal was cast in our nation's finest show, Gimme a Break! - assuming the role previously cast by Joey Lawrence.
If Shakespeare were alive, he'd be jealous.
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Wanting to get in on the fun, George took Ron Howard's role as Opie Taylor in the Andy Griffith Show.
This is the reason scientists worked tirelessly to create Tivo.
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After Neal appeared in both the 70's movie Star Wars, as well as the show about the 70's, "That 70's Show", Neal retired his acting career/identity theft.
Neal is the one on the left.
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Topher Grace was less than thrilled at the new direction of the show.
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George, however, went on to star in The Brady Bunch, Punky Brewster, The A-Team, Cheers, Three's Company, and All in the Family before moving on to his newest passion, competitive Butter Churning. (The First Rule of Competitive Butter Churning... You Do Not Talk About Butter Churning. The second rule is pretty much the same as the first.)
With hair of... um... nevermind.
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The sexual tension between George and Rhea Perlman was so intense that scientists classified it as a new periodic element ("Georgantium")
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