The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Two Seamstresses, One Thimble
Entry Logged on: November 19, 2009 to Part 3 by: NealPage Views: 550 - Times Displayed: 6003
In 1878, Eadweard Muybridge created what was essentially the world's first "motion picture." Later that year, Neal and George created the first viral video, "Two Seamstresses, One Thimble."
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