The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Bob, I miss my testicles, you jerk!
Entry Logged on: September 28, 2009 to Part 3 by: NealPage Views: 295 - Times Displayed: 9305
In 1988, George and Neal created cats and dogs with opposable thumbs and above-average intellects. Everyone was thrilled with the evolutionary jump - well, everyone except Bob Barker, who received copious amounts of angry letters from the critters. George and Neal's favorites include: "Hey Bob Barker - Screw you! Love, Cats & Dogs"; "Bob, I miss my testicles, you jerk! - Fido" and "Barker, YOUR balls are MINE!" Many animal activists have sided with the animals, calling for Bob Barker to be neutered. Gerbils, parakeets, and a number of other household pets have refused to take sides.
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