The Grand Saga of
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Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
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Entry Logged on: February 12, 2013 to Part 3 by: NealPage Views: 355 - Times Displayed: 6921
In 2014, George decided that he could make a better dictation-to-text program than what was currently available (such as Dragon Dictation and Apple's Siri). Although the program was widely adopted as a result of George and Neal's popularity, it was known to haven moony problems and bigs. Still, Kneel and Gorge refused to stop us and it.
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