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Make the Trains Run on Thyme
Entry Logged on: September 18, 2009 to Part 3 by: GeorgePage Views: 309 - Times Displayed: 6170
Mussolini got his idea to tell everyone that he made the trains run on time after George and Neal invented a train that ran on thyme (Benito simply misunderstood us, but recognized a good idea when he heard one). We also invented a car that ran on oregano, a bus that ran on dill, and an airplane that ran on coriander.
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