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Team Ghandi
Entry Logged on: June 29, 2009 to Part 2 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 350 - Times Displayed: 6459
In 1972, not satisfied with only two teams, Neal and George created Chicago's third major league baseball team, Team Ghandi. Unfortunately, the team never won a single game, as instead of hitting the ball, the players tried to reason with it through non-violent means. After George and Neal lost over ten million dollars on the venture, they went back in time and prevented themselves from ever investing in such a project ever again.
We requested "G"'s on our jerseys... but it wasn't worth the fight.
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