The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Pluto's back, and it's pissed...
Entry Logged on: August 25, 2012 to Part 3 by: George - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 407 - Times Displayed: 3451
Starting in 2115 George and Neal started sending weekly weight gain supplements and steroids to the Dwarf Planet Pluto. By 2194 Pluto had gained enough mass to achieve orbital dominance, thus re-establishing it in its rightful place as the 9th Planet of the solar system. Unfortunately Pluto's not quite so polite method of clearing its orbit, and the eventual battery of its moon Charon resulted in the rest of the Solar System's objects holding an intervention and ultimately sending Pluto to a rehab facility. In 2238 Pluto returned to the Solar System clean and friendly, though substantially less massive. Pluto was able to remain docile and still retain enough mass to keep its status as a full fledged planet through a healthy regimen of diet and exercise.
It was hard to see since the sun was so far away, but we're pretty sure Pluto had a red neck.
Photo by: George
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