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Just Another Barbecue
Entry Logged on: March 10, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: George (1), Neal (1)Page Views: 562 - Times Displayed: 8457
In the summer of 2009, George and Neal had a barbecue. (Hey, not everything is as exciting as time traveling or fighting off townspeople.) Oh yeah, there were hordes of zombies at the barbecue that George and Neal had to battle. Almost forgot about that part.
Still, it wasn't the worst barbecue we've attended...
Photo by: Neal
...we did manage to get some interesting bits to try grilling.
Photo by: George
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