The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Monkey Back Guarantee!
Entry Logged on: April 11, 2014 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 485 - Times Displayed: 6689
In 2030, it became extremely fashionable to have a hairy back. To cash in on this trend, George and Neal created a lotion that would increase the hair on your back by 650%. They were so confident that the lotion would work that they offered a "monkey back guarantee."
If ever we are taken over by ant overlords, we intend to foster a sense of insecurity amongst the ants about their hairlessness - then sell them our lotion. Boom. Money.
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