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Zoo Trip Time Machine
Entry Logged on: October 24, 2009 to Part 3 by: GeorgePage Views: 308 - Times Displayed: 5478
In March 2010 George and Neal got their families together for a trip to the zoo. They had a fantastic time and said it was a shame they hadn't done that sooner. So they jumped in the time machine and got their families together for a trip to the zoo in October of 2009. They had a fantastic time and said they should do it again some time. So in March 2010 they got their families together for a trip to the zoo. They had a fantastic time...
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