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We the Bad-Ass Americans
Entry Logged on: February 15, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 400 - Times Displayed: 6288
George and Neal went on a vacation/bender in 1776 (again with the time machine). Luckily, though wackiness ensued, nothing was altered in our time-line, except that now the Declaration of Independence says, "We the Bad-Ass Americans", and where the signatures are, George drew a picture of a scantily clad woman, giving new meaning to the phrase "Give me your John Hancock". Though, in those times, a scantily clad woman meant drawing a woman wearing more clothes than the typical 2009 woman would wear, so it was all good. Also, ducks were outlawed, for some reason.
Screw you, ducks!
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