The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
We Didn't Do 'Q'
Entry Logged on: July 07, 2009 to Part 2 by: NealPage Views: 227 - Times Displayed: 4242
In 1669 Neal invented the ellipses (...), however his first version was flawed. George suggested adding two more dots so that people would stop confusing it with a period. Now people correctly trail off dreamily when they encounter ellipses instead of an abrupt ending... (See how that works?) On a completely unrelated note, George and Neal teamed up in 1154 to invent the alphabet. Except for the letter Q.
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