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Mmmmmmm... George Juice!
Entry Logged on: March 20, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 438 - Times Displayed: 8563
For unexplained reasons, George loves to bathe in Worcestershire sauce (which Dictionary.com defines as a "savory sauce of vinegar, soy sauce and spices"). In 2004, George bottled and sold the bathsauce under the moniker "George Juice". Its sales are considerable, and some believe it has medicinal uses. This is not to be confused with "Neal Juice", which you don't want to know the ingredients of.
George Juice - It's tragically delicious.
At least in theory. We've never actually tried it, but it sells like hotcakes!
Photo by: George
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