The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Entries Authored By: George & Neal Collaboration
16 Entries on This Page
From the generic
From the generic "How Do You Know" fields:Lived together?You lived in Sin in 1998.You lived in a van down by the river (but we swear nothing steamy happened) from 2004 to 2009.You lived in inside the underbelly of a Tauntaun - more romantic than it s... Read More
Added: 02/09/2009
Facebook Edit-Off
In early 2009, George and Neal began their epic "Facebook Edit-Off" competition, which spanned eleven years, and over ten thousand pages of irrelevant information about their lives (all true!). All because neither George nor Neal is willing to admit ... Read More
Added: 02/14/2009
Neal Simon's Manhood
Also in 2009, Neal's manhood became sentient and demanded to secede from his body. It was thought, (only by George, known by the rest of the world) that this was the result of Neal's long time habit of wussing out and doing things the girly way. In N... Read More
Added: 02/14/2009
;Þ
After George invented the semicolon in Aught 8, Neal loved it so much;; that he decided; to use; it;;; whenever; he;; could.;; Neal's invention of the thorn character Þ was met with much less enthusiasm. But the two combined make a very funny emotico... Read More
Added: 02/16/2009
[CENSORED BY FACEBOOK OVERLORDS]
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Added: 02/27/2009
Tic-Tac-Toe-Two
George and Neal have an unhealthy obsession with Milton Bradley and other board games. This obsession, however, has proven beneficial. For instance George and Neal won second place at the Life Board Game National Competition two times (1956 and 1978)... Read More
Added: 03/17/2009
Smells That I Can Produce and Then Identify
Neal and George's love of board games inspired George W. Bush to create his own line of games. He really wanted to create complex games that require an immense amount of concentration. His games, "Count Your Noses", "Connect the Dot", and "Smells Tha... Read More
Added: 03/19/2009
QZIZZLE-PIZZLE
In 1856 George and Neal invented over six different types of keyboards, the now ubiquitous QWERTY keyboard, the still sometimes used Dvorak keyboard, the infrequently used DHIATENSOR keyboard, and less common QWERTZ, AZERTY, QZERTY, Colemak, Turkish-... Read More
Added: 03/20/2009
Love Aid Rings
In 1951, George and Neal decided to make a line of "Love Aid Rings" to sell to the public. Neal designed them based upon his own body, which he felt was of average proportion and size. People were not ready for such a product back in the 50's. That's... Read More
Added: 03/27/2009
Ultra-Mega Teeth Brushing and Cleaning System
In 1758 George and Neal invented tooth paste. Their first attempt was made from actual ground up teeth and was used to hold in dentures, but eventually they came up with a recipe for a tooth whitening and cleaning paste. In 1794 George and Neal inven... Read More
Added: 03/28/2009
March of 2009
In March of 2009 George went back to February of 2009 and added another entry to this list of great accomplishments. This was George's laziest way to pass the ball back to Neal to add another entry to the list of great accomplishments. Neal then did ... Read More
Added: 03/30/2009
Vun (ah ah ah) Too (ah ah ah) Tree (ah ah ah)...
George was originally cast in the lead role as Michael Knight for the 1980's TV series Knight Rider, however due to conflicting interests (George was in the process of developing an actual artificial intelligence for a car, as well as a "human-like o... Read More
Added: 04/14/2009
Neal's On Wheels
(Ahem). In 2040, Neal offered a new service to the general public, wherein he would transport people on his back while riding on roller skates. He called it "Neal's On Wheels". Not to be outdone, George provided a service wherein he hid food all over... Read More
Added: 04/19/2009
Fingers of Doom!: the Helen Keller Story
In 1982, Neal and George wrote, produced, and starred in the off-Broadway musical, "Fingers of Doom!: the Helen Keller Story." The play, which had an all-ninja cast, was a rousing success. The musical ended up winning two Tony's and garnered such pra... Read More
Added: 05/16/2009
Love those Anne Geddes baby-flower costumes.
For some unknown reason Japanese people like to take photographs of George. Only Neal likes to take photos of Neal, in those Anne Geddes baby-flower costumes. Please don't ask Neal about it. It's really just a comfort thing. And really, who are you t... Read More
Added: 12/10/2009
They like us, they REALLY like us!
Somehow, a tribute video was found in 1035 A.D. Weird... The video is a collection of photos from some of George and Neal's greatest achievements, set to a song that sounds remarkably like Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You". Awwww, how touching... Read More
Added: 03/23/2013
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