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Entry Logged on: September 13, 2009 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 863 - Times Displayed: 7261
In 2004, George and Neal publish their educational children's book, "Harold and the Purple Crayon: Harold Discovers the Female Anatomy". The book was a hit, especially in the "Males, ages 13-18" demographic. There was much praise. And lawsuits. Lots and lots of those.
Above: Mandatory curriculum in President Obama's Education Recovery Effort.
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