The Grand Saga of
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In 1993 George and Neal used the Time Machine in conjunction with the Teleportation Device and wound up in an alternate reality where families sit around and do nothing but watch us on TV. Apparently in this alternate reality we are absolutely fascinating. We think it was mostly because TV was in color while real-life was just black & white.
Families are glued to their TV sets watching George try to dance.
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Neal's ugly mug helps sell the latest in TV technology...
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Notice how she likes fiddling with George's knobs? Neal is sooo jealous.
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