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The Twelve Step Approach
Entry Logged on: March 19, 2009 to Part 1 by: George - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 331 - Times Displayed: 12161
In 2010 George insisted Neal seek therapy to break his addiction to board games. Neal entered the program but came out six weeks later with a great idea for a game called "The Twelve Step Approach". The game has been a big hit in Hollywood and has attracted some of the biggest stars in entertainment, including Nick Nolte, David Hasselhoff, Amy Winehouse, Lindsey Lohan, and Elmo. Neal hopes to capitalize on the game's success with a sequel called "Back on the Wagon" while George is working on a prequel called "I Can't Remember What I Did Last Summer". A live television version of the game is scheduled to be on NBC in the fall of 2010. The working title for the game show version is "Neal or No Neal".
It's anticipated that the show will be a runaway success, just like the board game. In other words, if you run away you might succeed.
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