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In the Beginning... AKA: The Origin

Entry Logged on: February 09, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal
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Neal met George workin' on the farm. George always promised Neal he'd see the rabbits.

After a falling out, they met years later on a city bus. Wait, did I say bus? I meant brothel.

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