The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
In the Beginning... AKA: The Origin
Entry Logged on: February 09, 2009 to Part 1 by: NealPage Views: 736 - Times Displayed: 4141
Neal met George workin' on the farm. George always promised Neal he'd see the rabbits.
After a falling out, they met years later on a city bus. Wait, did I say bus? I meant brothel.
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