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Basic Instinct

Entry Logged on: February 28, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)
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George was the prime candidate for the Sharon Stone role in Basic Instinct. When George passed on the role, due only to the fact that taking the role would conflict with his ongoing protest against poodles (don't ask), Sharon Stone got the part.

 

Basic Instinct - Oh dear lord.

Oh dear lord.

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