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Hollywood DermaFleck

Entry Logged on: February 26, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal
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In 1967, George and Neal traveled to Hollywood, to start their business, "Skin Flakes of the Stars". They sold exactly what you think. People reacted exactly how you think. Surprisingly, years later they restarted the business but marketed the product as a high-protein, body sculpting, smoothie supplement called "Hollywood DermaFleck", and the company's success skyrocketed. You can buy a tub of it at your local GNC, Vitamin World, or Jiffy Lube.

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Names Mentioned: gnc(1) hollywood(3) jiffy lube(1) vitamin world(1)
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