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Kick-Ball Ball-Kick
Entry Logged on: February 20, 2013 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 371 - Times Displayed: 4742
Striking a blow for ball rights everywhere (Editor's note: I'm not touching that one - literally or figuratively), in 1973, George and Neal created the first kickball that could kick back. Although the game became much more challenging, it also became infinitely more enjoyable to watch.
(The above image, "Kick-Ball Ball-Kick" courtesy of The Museum of Entirely Random Things, where their motto is, "Come for the pie, stay for the tire-irons.")
Photo by: Neal
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