The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Metropolitan & Allied Bank [GH] Ltd. Nima Branch
Entry Logged on: February 15, 2009 to Part 1 by: GeorgePage Views: 505 - Times Displayed: 5134
In 2000 George and Neal traveled to Africa and met Mr. Fred Abeku, the present branch Manager of Metropolitan & Allied Bank [GH] Ltd. Nima Branch, opposite the Grand Mosque Accra, Ghana. He needed help with collecting over $15 million from an account and we suggested he contact someone in America to help with the transaction. To our knowledge he, and his associates, have contacted millions of Americans, some of whom have helped with their various business dealings to great success. George and Neal are proud of their role in helping stimulate the global economy in such a benevolent way.
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