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Entry Logged on: July 10, 2009 to Part 2 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (3)Page Views: 452 - Times Displayed: 7891
In 1997, due to George's deep love of Star Wars, as well as his admiration of George Lucas (less as a result of Lucas's accomplishments and more because of Lucas's awesome first name), George asked to be involved in the Star Wars prequels. However, when George read the script to Episode I, he quickly decided he did not want to be involved in the project (or in George's words, "Meesa want nuting to do wit'de feeellllm, Ani!"). Instead, he dumped quantums of money in Lucas' lap, requesting that he be digitally inserted into the "original" trilogy. Caring little about continuity (come on Lucas, Greedo shoots first???), Lucas complied. Happy with the results, George has since contacted Spielberg so that he could be included in JAWS, Orson Welles's Citizen Kane, and replacing Bill Cosby in Leonard: Part 6 (it didn't help).
"Luke... the Force.... it's just midi-chlorians..." "That's not true! That's impossible!"
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Hayden Christiansen must be rolling over in his... um... big comfy bed, in a huge mansion.
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Despite never having seen Citizen Kane, George was insistent on having a part... He played the snow globe.
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