The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Just a little background...
Entry Logged on: February 09, 2009 to Part 1 by: GeorgePage Views: 2297 - Times Displayed: 4097
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Just a little background - This entire story was listed in the "Details on how you know each other" section of Facebook. Unfortunately the field for entering other details, while extremely long, and longer than we expected (that's what she said), wasn't quite long enough (she didn't say that). So we've expanded these into a series of notes so everyone can be accurately informed of these very truthful accounts from The Grand Saga of George and Neal's Adventures Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Just FYI, the size limit is 65535 characters. That's roughly 17.5 single spaced pages in MS Word and 11,000 words.
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